CrashCourse Captions

fishingboatproceeds:

danicashmanica:

Wow. I’ll say it; this sucker turned out great. The question, however: Any idea who the eff this is, Crash Course fans?

First correct answer gets cake.

(The cake is a lie.)

Yeah, it’s really nice just to talk to you and feel like you’re lis—

You’re boring, Cue the intro.

[ah ha! there it is.]

Sometimes I forget that you’re me, Me from the Past.

[ahhh… so sweet!]

When I was a kid, they made us practice hiding under our desks in the event of a nuclear attack, because, you know, school desks are super good at repelling radiation.

[formica is magical stuff]

So, not to sound jingoistic

[n. extreme patriotism in the form of a belligerent foreign policy]
[you’re welcome]

Thanks, Thought Bubble

[seriously, that was pretty awesome]

And shut up about how I never talk about you Australians. I just gave you 1.5 sentences.

[John’s nothing if not a giver]

although if you were Russian, it was the Western Front,

[you’re really blowing my mid, man]