CrashCourse Captions

Yeah, it’s really nice just to talk to you and feel like you’re lis—

You’re boring, Cue the intro.

[ah ha! there it is.]

Sometimes I forget that you’re me, Me from the Past.

[ahhh… so sweet!]

When I was a kid, they made us practice hiding under our desks in the event of a nuclear attack, because, you know, school desks are super good at repelling radiation.

[formica is magical stuff]

So, not to sound jingoistic

[n. extreme patriotism in the form of a belligerent foreign policy]
[you’re welcome]

Thanks, Thought Bubble

[seriously, that was pretty awesome]

And shut up about how I never talk about you Australians. I just gave you 1.5 sentences.

[John’s nothing if not a giver]

although if you were Russian, it was the Western Front,

[you’re really blowing my mid, man]

But most importantly, it’s where Indiana Jones discovered the Ark of the Covenant.

[and, there it is]

but they didn’t invade the island, choosing instead to attack it with massive air strikes.

[Whovians will recall “The Empty Child]